I Want My Baby to be FUCKING HUGE (tw: inane rant)

I don't really, but I am so sick of people telling me that I'm not big enough, that my baby is probably starving, or that I'm going to have "one of those baby bird babies". It's so insulting to imply that I would knowingly deprive my baby of nutrients to keep myself looking good. No, I do not look as big as a lot of… » 9/16/14 4:54pm Yesterday 4:54pm

Congrats!!!! My boobs got effing enormous in the first trimester and haven't grown since (I'm due next month). I think I bought the bras that I have now at about 14 weeks. I only bought two, and highly recommend Aerie for some that are both supportive and don't make you feel like an old fishmonger's wife (I cried in… » 9/04/14 10:16pm 9/04/14 10:16pm

I have a parakeet! Her name (although she is really a he, but we didn't know that when we got her and she is hopefully none the wiser) is Ladybird Johnson, and she is awesome. She is really nice and can talk. She says, Ladybird, I love you, Whatcha doin?, Birdy Birdy Bird, Dios Mio, and Tweet. I have a dog, too, but I… » 8/28/14 6:13pm 8/28/14 6:13pm