Jez ran a piece like a month ago when some woman wanted sweatpants but not sweatpants when her husband said he liked them, remember? And the answer was "Okay, but only KIND OF sweatpants, and only if they FLATTER". So fuck this shit. » 3/19/15 6:39pm 3/19/15 6:39pm

If I Were Oprah

I would hide things under chairs in my house. Then whenever I had guests I'd be like, " If you look under your chair, you're going home with A BRAND NEW MITER SAW!!!!" but sometimes it'd be good stuff and sometimes it'd be shitty stuff and sometimes it'd be sticky bubblegum. K talk to you guys later. You are all free… » 3/17/15 12:38pm 3/17/15 12:38pm

I think it sounds like you did a great job:) I spend a lot of time wondering if I said or did the right thing— I think it's normal. Still, that doesn't make the worrying any more fun. » 3/10/15 7:58pm 3/10/15 7:58pm

Mexican Grocery Help!

So there's an excellent Mexican Grocery store a mile from us where we do a lot of our shopping, and I am so intrigued by a lot of the food that I see there. Today I looked at, for the 80th time, this bundle in the produce section that consisted of (and I may forget something): a quarter head of cabbage, a tomato, a… » 3/02/15 3:20pm 3/02/15 3:20pm

People always talk about the area where I live becoming "better" and gentrifying. There've been articles about it, people send them to me with the implied "You made a good choice buying there!" because it's "up and coming". » 2/23/15 6:04pm 2/23/15 6:04pm

My Mom Thinks I Made Up Emoticons... And That They're Not Very Good

(Scene: My mother's formal living room, where we are all lounging after eating our weights at a Fish Fry. My husband is dozing off and Mama, Carlos is tinkering on her phone while I try to get Baby, Carlos to nap) » 2/21/15 2:19pm 2/21/15 2:19pm